Hi...yeah, it's me ...Twister.Y'know, I've been noticing that there are very few women high up in politics, relatively speaking, and absolutely no goats at all. What is up with that? Don't people know how smart we really are? Hell, I make that Palin woman look like a stupid cow - and you know how dumb cows are! And you know I am the queen of my herd. I run that whole show. I mean, you don't really think a man can effectively govern a herd of free-thinking goats, do ya? Yeah- it's all me! You think I'd take any shit off those cave -dwelling "Talibastards"? Hell no! I'd give'em one of my sharp horns where the sun don't shine! Now that's what I'm talkin about! So - Twister for President! Do the right thing for our country - you know what to do!
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